The newest addition to My elfypoo entourage, Piggybank Davey came crawling out of the woodwork just recently, after an earlier binge of over 3 THOUSAND DOLLARS, once again spending on Me with total abandon, deliriously obsessed with My bratty demands and gorgeous greed!
Naturally he could not resist the urge to tribute and apply to be one of My Princessmas elfypoos, so great was his desire to ravenously spend on Me in every way possible. Requesting the position of Champagne elfypoo, he was benevolently granted this wish by Me, after which he devotedly tributed another $750 DOLLARS toward My Dom Perignon stash! My luxury trip to the Wine Seller was paid for by PIGGYBANK DAVEY, My CHAMPAGNE elfypoo!
And he didn’t stop there! Within days My new piggybank davey spent over $4500 DOLLARS on Me!! So great was his obsession to binge spendy spend on Me and so non-existent was his ability to resist, that little piggybank Davey decided he better try to run away, deactivating his NF account in a fruitless effort to stop himself from spending on Me, Lol.
A month later and My phone rang with a call from NF, I missed the call and saw a chat text from piggybank davey telling Me he couldn’t resist, and he was back to spend MORE on Me… no big surprise there, Lol. I knew his resolve wouldn’t last long! you always break all those little promises you make to yourself when it comes to showing any restraint toward spending it ALL on ME!
Within minutes piggybank davey sent not one but two 500 DOLLAR tributes, spending another COOL $$ GRAND $$ on Me pronto, bringing his current grand total tally to over 9 THOUSAND DOLLARS!! Way to go piggy!!!!!
Omg PIGGYBANK DAVEY, you KNOW you can’t resist the urge to spend it ALL on Me!! The need to feed My gorgeous bratty greed is THE most addictive DRUG on the planet! you just can’t get enough of the way I exploit your weakness for My opulent lavishness!! NONE for YOU, ALL for ME!!