PIGGYBANK MONKEY UPDATE!!
OMG look what crawled out of the woodwork! LMAO like omgomgomg a NF call came through tonight and lo and behold it was piggybank MONKEY! This previous BIG SPENDER title holder had totally disappeared for years and years, during which time he got married among other super boring things and grew a huge fat belly! Omg look at him, he is such a total fatty monkey now, lmao.
Omg do a side by side comparison, the first photo is piggybank monkey years ago and the other photos are monkey today. Like WTF happened there seriously??? LMAO omg so totally pitiful, what a mega fatty LOSER he is now!
Like omg within literally NO time I was completely in control of his mind all over again to the nth degree and he was at My beckoned call, totally under My hypnotic alluring spell and submissively addicted to My DOMINANT POWER! Omg like WAY more addicted than ever before. Ready to do whatever I command, to forfeit his will to My SUPERIOR will, recognizing that I am EVERYTHING and ALL he cares about is Me!! Life is SO much better when you are living it serving ME as My dedicated disciple drone!
Omg it doesn’t matter how much you try to resist, when you finally break down and come crawling back you are total MUSHY MUSH as soon as I speak one Golden Syllable. you LIVE for the RUSH of SERVING ME, when you are trying to resist you are so depressed and miserable without Me!! OMG I GIVE YOU LIFE!
Seriously piggybank monkey has not had this much fun ever since the last time he talked with Me! And what a total lucky little piggie monkey pony to have the chance to speak with Me! Omg piggybank monkey is SO not worthy and he totally KNOWS it! And oh how exciting for monkeyboy that he is making way more money now than he was before, so he can gleefully BINGE SPENDY SPEND it ALL on ME with TOTAL ABANDON!!! $$$ Lmaoooooooo LOVE it. NONE for him, NONE for wifey! ALL for ME!!
Omg My piggybank MONKEYBOY so totally wants to be My next BIG SPENDER of the moment, like being My TROPHY is THE most fabulous thing EVER. It is your HIGHEST CALLING!
Let’s read what piggybank monkey has to say about all this:
“I had not contacted DDP for years ! But I couldn’t resist any longer. I adore her and am her piggie monkey boy. I sent DDP some pics of my big belly. I used to be in shape years ago when we talked but now I am a fat boy. I adore her and want to humiliate myself for her. In love with her golden voice and being under her control. I am striving to be her biggest loser. Oink Oink.”
My pathetic fatty piggybank monkey loves to squeal “oink oink ooh ooh eee eee neighhhh” as he PAY PAY PAYS!! To the tune of over $$ 1200 DOLLARS $$ spent on Me already during this first session back under the ALLURE of My UNPARALLELED FEMININE POWER, GIRL GLAM, and SUPERIOR DOMINANCE!
UPDATE!! My pathetic fatty piggybank monkey has spent nearly another $ 800 DOLLARS on ME bringing his current tally to $2000.00 NOW!
Omg monkeyboy you KNOW you need another dose of My dominance and POWER! you crave to submit, succumb, and surrender to Me NOW, as you are publicly mocked for My amusement and binge spendy spend on Me like a good little trophy pig! Omg you KNOW you want to spend another $$ GRAND $$ on Me NOW as you jump for joy jiggly piggly!
UPDATE!! Omg My piggybank loser has a new name! “DumDumMonkey”! LMAO love it. My dumdum monkey LOSER has spent another $1800 DOLLARS calling Me on My $25 DOLLAR a MINUTE line as he clicky clicks for Me!! Like omg good job LOSER, this brings your current tally to nearly $4000 DOLLARS!
Read what My dumdum monkey has to say about paying 25 DOLLARS per MINUTE to talk with Me:
“I love calling the high price Princess line. Gives me such a rush”
My dumdum monkey is soooooo excited about his new lease on life as My dumdum monkey LOSER! Like omg his life was SO totally boring and dull and now he has a super exciting REASON for LIVING! he’s already figuring out how to get his hands on even MORE MONEY to SPEND on ME!
As DUMDUM MONKEY told Me last night:
“I begged my accountant yesterday to get creative on the deductions so I have more money for you. I’m literally going through the tax laws myself to get every dollar. I’m such a LOSER for you and luv every minute of it.”
And apparently, according to one of his new feedbacks, he’s come up with yet another idea on how to save a few hundred extra a month for ME:
“Am now forced to cut my own grass and do own gardening to save money for Princess. This will buy me a few clicks a month. I’m going to be sweaty and gross doing the work but well worth it.”
Omg that’s a GOOD BOY, dumdum! WORK HARD to make LOTS of MONEY for ME, and then work even harder to make sure you don’t spend ANY of that money on anything else! Scrimp and save and go without to spend EVEN MORE on ME!
ANYTHING for DIAMOND DIVA PRINCESS! EVERYTHING for DIAMOND DIVA PRINCESS!
Click Play below and watch My piggybank monkey JUMP for JOY like the total DUMDUM he is for ME!! Like omg he totally can’t resist Me. It feels soooooooo good to BINGE SPENDY SPEND on ME! $$$ Omg jiggly wiggly piggly!
Omg that is SO funny like I totally laugh so hard every time I see it LMAO.
Read for yourself what dumdum monkey has to say about the RUSH of spending all his money on Me and being My LOSER Dumdummonkey:
“Feels so good to click and say buh- bye money. Princess deserves all the money from a drone like me as she is superior to me. I Can’t get enough of her merciless greed.”
“Click, click feels so good as money gets transferred for her to spend on her luxury.”
“Princess says go Fetch and I go and click for her like a dumb dumb loser. Feels so good to click and click. I love to snort and click for Princess like a good piggy.”
“DumDumMonkey clicks to and sends all money to Princess. Ooh ooh, Ah ah. Feels so good. DumbDumb says yes to Princess, always.”
“Whenever I talk to princess I turn into a dumb dumb that just clicks away. It is some sort of trance.”
UPDATE!! Omg My DumDum Monkey has above and beyond exceeded his previous highest current tally, binge spendy spending over $4500 DOLLARS on Me since last update! Omg dumdum monkey, this brings your current total tally to over $8500 DOLLARS!
Dumdum monkey is soooooooo *stupid for Me* that he literally begs Me to raise the price of My financial worship phone line to $50 a minute, because he’s sooooooo addicted and it feels SO good to pay SO much MONEY every minute as My Golden Voice and Magick Whispers addict him deeper and deeper!!
Read what My dumdum monkey has to say about all this:
“I am so WEAK for Princess, my job is to make money for her and perform animal tricks for her amusement. I LOVE it.”
“I’m a total DUMDUM LOSER for Princess that is addicted to calling Princess on 50 per minute line and making ooh-ooh-ooh-eee-eee monkey noises.”
“I have come to terms that I’m totally addicted. Despite my miserly ways I can’t help spending money on Princess. Her power is too strong.”
Oh yes, he is SO totally addicted and what’s more he has now committed to being My total LAB RAT with some super funny experiments as My test subject GUINEA PIG which you will be reading about here on this page in the weeks to come! Like omg just wait! It’s going to be so much fun!
dumdum also came up with the great idea of putting wifeypoo to work for Me, so that he can hire an assistant to get even MORE work done and make EVER MORE MONEY for ME! Isn’t that like SUCH a totally awesome idea?! Dumdum’s wifeypoo should definitely be working hard to add to My WEALTH ASSETS & RICHES. Like omg I’m the ONLY one that matters!
My dumdum piggybank monkey opened My DEBT CONTRACT this week and learned what it truly means to be a part of MY World, where I designate what you will be! dumdum read this contract aloud to Me on the phone while paying 50 dollars per minute all the while committing himself to it in all it’s devious brilliance! Just look where dumdum monkey eats his meals now, a constant daily reminder of his place in MY WORLD, designated by Me to be My dumdum monkey loser!
And this update finds My dumdum monkey winning the title of SPOTLIGHT TROPHY! Omg! jump up and down dumdum monkey you’re My blue ribbon pig! Squeal ooo ooo ahhh ahhh and get ready for another round of BINGE SPENDY SPENDING it ALL on ME!! Aspire to GREATNESS, LOSER, work hard to keep this title from being stolen away from you! Being My Dumdum monkey is your highest calling!
UPDATE!! Omg My DumDum Monkey just totally can’t resist My gorgeous greed, binge spendy spending another $1725 DOLLARS on Me since last update! Omg monkeyboy, this brings your current total tally to over $10,000 DOLLARS!
Like omg how HOT is that??! This is only the total tally for these most recent updates, just imagine if you added up all of dumdum monkeys tallies EVER, how HUGE that total tally would be??!!
My dumdum monkey LOVES to call Me at $50 DOLLARS a minute mesmerized as the minutes tick by, and HUNDREDS of DOLLARS transfer from his account to Mine so super fast!
What’s more, My dumdum waits ever so patiently as he begs Me to accept his 50 dollar a minute call, knowing that I have way better things to do with My time than talk to him!
I keep him waiting on PINS and NEEDLESSSSS, while he begs and begs for a crumb of My attention! When I finally accept his call, he grovels before Me like the little circus monkey he is, performing his silly human tricks to amuse Me, paying through the nose all the while! All this in a vain attempt to satiate My Gorgeous Insatiable Greed! Omg he loves it!
Here’s what My dumdum has to say about this:
“Diamond Diva Princess is pure royalty. I am just a lowly serf that is lucky to spend money on her. I wait and wait hoping for any small attention she might by chance give me. There is something very special about her.”
At one point My dumdum tried so desperately to stupidly resist My Siren Call (which is irresistable, duh dummy!), that he even changed his NF password to gibberish so he would not be able to log in and spend money on Me. When that didn’t stop him, he even went so far as to CUT UP HIS CREDIT CARD in an effort to resist the URGE to SPEND all of his available balance on ME!!
Guess who was rummaging through the garbage within hours trying to piece that cut up credit card back together again so that he could add it back into his account and MAX that PLASTIC on Me??! Yes, that’s right, MY dumdum circus monkey! LMAO LOVE it. Omg he is such a total drooling dingaling dingbat for My ultimate greed and high end financial worship exploitation!!
UPDATE!! My DumDum Monkey is now My totally OWNED dolly BITCH dumdum monkey soon to be in lipstick, blush, and frillies! Lmao love it. After begging to call Me over & over at 50 dollars a minute My dumdum dolly monkey suddenly came up with the most excellent idea of giving Me all of his personal info for My Bad Girl’s Little Pink Book! Omg My PINKMAIL is the MOST!
In a fervor to binge spendy spend on Me with total abandon, My silly little dumdum dolly monkey has racked up nearly another $6000 DOLLARS spent on Me, bringing his current Grand Total Tally to over $16,000 DOLLARS!
Now dumdum’s wifeypoo has decided she wants them to get a new house so the mortgage company will be looking into their banking records, and My dumdum dolly monkey is super duper nervous about them seeing the HUGE amounts of CASH he has been spending on Me the past few months! All the more reason NOT to buy that new house dolly monkey! I told you that was a bad idea, LMAO. What you should be doing is downsizing into a smaller apartment, and siphoning all of your available funds to spend on ME! NONE for YOU, NONE for WIFEY!! No house for you, ALL for ME!
Like omg My silly little dumdum dolly monkey totally KNOWS he can trust ME to do whatever I want with his information, in ways that benefit Me most. My dumdum dummy totally craves to be kept in check, in line and in order as My owned property, under My pretty little thumb where he belongs!
With all of this in mind, My silly little dolly monkey will be busy buying his first batch of flirty girly panties from Forever 21 and shopping for ruffle gaff panties and a chastity device – his very first assignment as My curly eyelashed, pink blushy cheeked, garish lipsticked circus monkey dumdum dummy in a frilly foofoo dress!
UPDATE!! My silly little dumdum monkey was soooo delirious with the craving to call Me and spend 50 dollars a minute again as soon as I posted this latest update, that he couldn’t even wait for wifeypoo to go to bed! he called Me while she was still awake with the intention that he would call Me again later that night.
My dolly piggie monkey opened My new hypno mp3, *Babbling Blubbering Idiot*, before calling Me, and I was laughing at him on the phone as I triggered him to babble in this high pitched dolly monkey voice, a totally owned dolly bitch for Me! Then suddenly his wife walked into the room and found him paying 100 dollars every two minutes, to be My triggered babbling dolly bitch, as I giggled greedily! Lmao. She wasn’t laughing! She gave him a big talking to which only resulted in him calling Me right back at 50 dollars a minute yet again! Not the effect she was going for, I’m sure.
While he was trying to explain himself to her, and asking Me what he should say, I was laughing so much when I replied:
“omg silly little dolly monkey! call back now! Like wifeypoo can like it or lump it, I’m ALL you care about! you are soooo addicted, like a JUNKIE you NEED your fix”
Of course he did call again.. and again and again after that, and he hasn’t been able to stop calling since! It’s like the more the contrast of the LOVE of BINGE SPENDY SPENDING it ALL on ME, and the FEAR of BINGE SPENDY SPENDING it ALL on ME, the more this huge CRAVING to spend EVEN MORE on ME grows!! To the tune of yet another $3675 DOLLARS spent on Me since last update! Omg dumdum monkey this brings your current total tally to over $20,000 DOLLARS!
Like omg, this feedback from My dumdum on My new dolly hypno mp3 succinctly says it all:
“I love being Diamond Diva’s dolly Bitch!”
UPDATE!! My silly little dumdum monkey keeps trying so hard to resist, but the harder he tries to resist Me, the more compelling the urge to give in! My dumdum caved in this weekend, messaging Me in a total frenzy to call Me at 50 dollars a minute and binge spendy spend on Me with abandon!
he was off with a bang, 50 dollars every minute from his credit card to My pretty handbag, and a thousand dollar tribute right off the bat! It is so much fun to call Me and play round after round of “don’t think, just click”! It’s soooo addictive to spend it ALL on Me and give Me whatever I WANT! Which, of course, is ALL your money!! In a quest to be My BIG SPENDER of the moment My dumdum monkey spent another $2775 DOLLARS this binge, bringing his current Grand Total Tally to nearly $23,0000 DOLLARS!!
Omg My silly little dumdum monkey, let’s see how high you can make that new tally go today and see how long you can keep your BIG SPENDER title! $$$ I guess that new house is just going to have to wait now isn’t it??! Lmao.
UPDATE!! After this latest update it wasn’t long before My fatty pigfaced silly little dumdum dolly monkey contacted Me on NF, craving yet again to be exploited financially by Me! Starting with purchasing My new *FHNWI*(Former) High Net Worth Individual Hypno trigger mp3, not once but TWICE at $200 dollars a pop, monkey then couldn’t resist calling Me at $50 dollars every minute, which is our FAV!
Within minutes My dumdum monkey spent over $1100 DOLLARS on Me in this one session alone!! This now brings dumdum’s current Grand Total Tally to $24,000 DOLLARS! Way to go, DUMDUM!! Lose it ALL for ME!! you KNOW you want to be My BIG SPENDER! $$$
Omg dumdum dummy dolly piggy monkey! you LOVE the way I publicly humiliate you for My amusement, as you binge spendy spend on Me ever so extravagantly!! you LOVE to be My good little trophy pig!!
Beg to lick the ground I walk on, bitch!!! Spend it ALL on Me. There will be NOTHING left for you OR wifeypoo as you endlessly strive to satiate My insatiable greed!
UPDATE!! After viewing My gorgeously greedy video announcing the $70,000 crowning moment of My handbag zombie, My addicted loser DUM DUM MONKEY deliriously craving to binge spendy spend on Me through the nose, called Me again on NF at $50 dollars a minute!! As he proclaimed his adoration and devotion to My devastating blonde beauty, fair porcelain skin, and gorgeous greed, I alluringly chatted about some of My stunning fine furs, including My gorgeous LYNX fur coat worth over $25,000 DOLLARS, which is only ONE of My high-end rare luxury furs in My Fine Fur Collection!
Omg My gorgeous greed and costly furs made My silly little dolly monkey so weak to spend even MORE on Me, as he compulsively confessed how much he LOVES the way I dictate NONE for him, and NONE for wifeypoo! Omg they BOTH work for Me now! No house for them, EVERYTHING for Diamond Diva Princess!
Giggling greedily, I demanded My dumdum monkey send Me a nice big tribute of a COOL $$ GRAND from his wifeypoo toward My next new luxury fur! Within minutes My dum dum monkey had spent another $1,750.00 on ME, bringing his current Grand Total Tally to $25,750.00!!! Omg how HOT is that?!
A couple days after this session, My favored fur salon contacted Me to let Me know that a fur I have been wanting had come in, and they were holding it aside for Me. The most exquisite lushy plush fluffy fluff BLACK FOX FUR BOA with FLUFFY FOX TAILS! Omg the ultimate in GLAMOUR!! Just imagine how stunning this glamourous fur will look in dramatic contrast with My Platinum Blonde curls!
An impromptu trip to the Fur Salon and the tribute from DUM DUM MONKEY on wifeypoo’s behalf has now contributed toward another lush luxury fur addition to My Fine Fur Collection!
Update! After installing My new CLICK AMNESIA Babble Program, My dumdum monkey called Me again on NF at 50 dollars a minute, his absolute favy fav! As he practiced his dumdum dolly monkey cheers, I trained him to speak with his new dolly bimbo voice, because talking like a so-called “man” is not an option for My little dumdum! Lmao. Yes, that’s right, I dominated and dictated even his vocal tones, all the while he paid 50 dollars every single minute that went by, Lol. What’s more, My dumdum monkey so addicted to My adorable insatiable greed could not resist the urge to spend even more, clicking BUY NOW to send a 200 dollar tribute, promptly followed by a 500 dollar tribute.
I laughed and giggled as My jiggly piggly dumdum monkey cheered and squealed ooh ooh eee eee buhbye money in the silliest bimbo voice, binge spendy spending on Me to the tune of another $1850 DOLLARS since last update, bringing his current grand total tally to $27,600.00!!
Omg dumdum monkey, behold My glamourous blonde splendour, wearing My new Black Fox Fur Boa, the latest addition to My Fine Fur Collection, funds of which purchase price were contributed from wifeypoo by you! What a wonderful way for you to spend your money, ALL for ME, NONE for you and NONE for wifey! It’s way the better use for your money, than any other way you could possibly spend it, to indulge in LUXURIES for Me! My haughty blonde beauty makes you SO WEAK to spend on ME!
Omg dumdum monkey! Click BUY NOW below! you KNOW you can’t resist…
Say ooh ooh eee eee buhbye money in your besty best bimbo voice! Make your bank accounts HURT for ME! Send another PAY for PLUSH fluffy fluff tribute from wifeypoo NOW!
Previously in the history of troublemonkey:
EXHIBIT 1: Otherwise known as ‘Giving troublemonkey a girly makeover!’
This last week I totally fucked troublemonkey up!! I told him to go out and buy panties/bra/pantyhose but he was too shy to do it, so after calling Me and paying through the nose to talk with Me, buying Me another Diamond Toe Ring, and an Xbox game system, I allowed him to send Me the money for his naughty lingerie, and decided to go to the store and pick him out the trashiest cheesiest stuff I could find and send it to him in a box!! Oh, believe Me, he’ll be wishing he picked it out himself when he sees the dumbass monkey costume I came up with for him!! *Throughout this entry I will post pix of the stuff that I picked out for him, if you think THAT is funny, wait til he gets it all, hooks up his cam and sends pix dressed up in this crap!! ha!!*
So, Me and MY Prince went out and looked around department stores for the craziest stuff we could find! OMG IT WAS A BLAST!! We were laughing SO HARD, going around the store saying OMG look at this, OMG look at this.. isn’t it hideous!! LMAO finally we found this horrid bra and panty set that was perfect for troublemonkey!! Its hot pink and the bra has a HUGE beaded butterfly dead center, and the thong panties have the same huge butterfly also on the center, TOTALLY tacky!! OMG I was doubled over laughing in the middle of the store, the set was so perfectly stupid looking for him!! he will look SO dumb in it!! after that we found a cotton cami/panty set in PURPLE that says IDOL on the cami top, in metallic silver, and the panties have metallic silver electric guitars on them! LMAO!!
Then onto pantyhose, for which we picked out the cheapest ugliest pantyhose we could find that were called “Todays Girl” by Leggs… LOL 1 pair for a dollar, and 4 pairs of knee-high nylons for a buck! haha We also found these great fishnet ankle sox in cream/pink, aww aren’t they cute? LMAO!! After that I decided that he needed some cheapy makeup to finish his gawdy ensemble, and so I bought him the chintziest lipstick and eyeshadow I could find, the eyeshadow actually ROLLS ON!! LOL! (Can’t mess that up can he?!) The lipstick is in a color called “CHINATOWN” an icky shade of orangey/pinkish red, and the eyeshadow is called “Oh So Blue”!! ha!!
The finishing touch was a hot pink furry/fuzzy bag with handles to put all of his frilly trashy girly things in, and I bought a sparkly glittery PRINCESS keychain in bubblegum pink to attach to the handle. I stuffed the bag with all of his items, filled it with shredded pink plastic confetti, put it all in a box and its now on its way to him!
When he gets it, he’ll be decking out in the attire listening to a CD I put in the bag with a remix of Christina Aguilera’s “Beautiful” on it! After that he gets to call Me and pay through the nose every minute again as he thanks Me profusely while I laugh mockingly at him and RINSE HIS WALLET!! haha you morons are SO screwed up over Me, it’s SO MUCH FUN!!!!
Oh! and here’s a pic of the new diamond toering troublemonkey was SO lucky to be allowed to buy for MY beautiful perfect feet!!