Sometimes when I’m not around I like to put My lines on “alert, to drive everyone crazy. dorkus falls for it every time. he’ll try calling Me over and over, and if I don’t answer the call, he’ll just keep trying higher and higher priced lines, all the way up to 50 $ a minute, lol.
One time when I was out, there were like, no joke, 11 phone messages on My phone when I got back home, and like 8 of those were missed calls from dorkus.. LOL. he gets SO desperate to get ahold of Me, and he just LOVES how totally UNATTAINABLE & inaccessible I am, and how I always keep him waiting to give Me his ca$h!!
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