My BIG SPENDER Trophy Pig… HANDBAG ZOMBIE!

HANDBAG ZOMBIE

There is one very important point about My HANDBAG ZOMBIE and this is that he has always craved to be a GOOD BOY for Me, from the very first time he ever saw Me. It’s intrinsic to his very nature, innate to his being, born to be My GOOD BOY slave.

Sooo hooked to My gorgeous Pretty Pink Fix; he just keeps going deeper and deeper into ADDICTION to My Haughty Greed and Unparalleled Glamour! It’s soooooo EXPENSIVE to LOVE ME as much as he does, and he just LOVES IT.

OMG the desire to hear those TWO LITTLE WORDS consume mouseys mind, like Omg more than anything else in the world he WANTS to be a GOOD BOY for ME. he LOVES to say Hee Haw! Okey Dokey, buhbye money and click it all over to Me, as with a simple meowwww from My perfect pretty lips he drops to his mouseypoo knees weak and pliable, ready and eager to binge spendy spend on Me with ABANDON.

From the moment I installed My very first trigger in My mouseys empty head, I built a mesmerizing foundation of total financial devotion mind control that My mouse simply can’t resist. Omg it’s gorgeous and so alluring. Each hypnotic financial worship trigger I embed makes him ever more addicted, the craving for My next FIX impermeable! Omg he lives to FEED My Gorgeous Insatiable GREED!

My HANDBAG ZOMBIE has such a HUGE CRUSH on ME and this makes him CRAVE to spend progressively MORE and MORE on ME, evermore delirious to PLEASE ME. Treasuring My every image, My every word, as if upon his knees at a virtual ALTAR to ME.. My DIAMOND CATHEDRAL of GOLDEN GODDESS possesses an absolutely enthralling MAGNETISM.

Omg he loves to hear Me command him as My SWEETIE PIE DUMDUM, and his mind goes blank and woozy woo for Me, mindless and empty, helpless to My Charms!

Handbag Zombie has been granted the distinct pleasure and honour of paying THOUSANDS of DOLLARS to see Me on cam.. which automatically sends him into dangerously ddizzyy delirium to click the Send Payment button over and over for Me, such as spending 2 GRAND on Me while on My BLONDE STARLET CAM (photo to your left from this night) utterly OWNING My mouseypoos mind with My PLATINUM BLONDE TRESSES, My glossy BLACK SEAL FUR, My long PEARL earrings, and My gold lame GLOVES!

My handbag zombie lives on pins and needles WAITING for wifeypoo to fall asleep so he can BLOW ALL THEIR MONEY on ME, don’t you MOUSE? OMG it’s just burning a hole in your pocket.. it SO WANTS to be MINE. OH how we LOVE parasols, barbie dolls, and fluffy furry cuffs!

OMG Handbag Zombie, you will do ANYTHING to impress ME and you KNOW that the ONLY thing I care about is YOUR MONEY, so you feverishly spend ALL YOUR AVAILABLE FUNDS on ME delirious to be a *GOOD BOY* for ME and IMPRESS ME with your ultra spendiness on ME! OMG My luxurious TRIGGERS control your mind, SWEETIE.

LOAD up those HEAVY BAGS-o-CA$H for Me NOW and BINGE SPENDY SPEND on ME AGAIN, ZOMBIE!! I just LOVE to watch My NF daily account balance get BIGGER & BIGGER by the MOMENT, growing by HUNDREDS of DOLLARS per second! SO hot.

Updated info!! It’s been awhile since My mousey’s most recent current tally and My mouseypoo loves to say Hee Haw okey dokey, buhbye money as he clicks it all over to Me, so you can imagine how long it took to add all this up!

Since last tally My HANDBAG ZOMBIE has spent $7600 DOLLARS on Me!! Good boy HANDBAG ZOMBIE! Omg you LOVE it. His current tally since the last previous tally to that was $3600 DOLLARS!! These are only the tallies for those time periods and the total tally of these two periods is OVER $11,000 DOLLARS!! Just imagine if you added up all of mousey’s current tallies ever.. what that TOTAL TALLY would be!!

Update!! Handbag Zombie has had several accounts at NF over the years and has been binge spendy spending on Me not only there but also via Paypal AND Amazon. Yet on this ONE account alone, the current account that mousey is using on NF, the Grand Tally that mouseypoo has spent on Me is already OVER $39,000 DOLLARS, and that is only ONE account alone! Omg SWEETIE, just reading this makes you ULTRA DELIRIOUS to BINGE SPENDY SPEND on ME with ABANDON to see how high you can make that next tally go! Omg the BIGGER the tally the better you feel! you LOVE to see it published here on your very own TROPHY page for the WORLD to behold!

Update!! Like omg My HANDBAG ZOMBIE just can’t stop BINGE SPENDY SPENDING on Me with total abandon because it feels sooooooo good! Contributing to My Beverly Hills fun, My Rodeo Drive shopping, My luxury furs, My champagne and caviar lifestyle! Since last tally My sweetie pie dumdum has spent OVER $5300 DOLLARS on Me, bringing the Grand Tally that My mousey has spent on Me on this one NF account alone to $45,000.00!! Like omg how totally HOT is that??!

Omg seeing Me in My lushy plush fluffy fluff gorgeous luxury furs reveling in Beverly Hills Indulgence makes My little mouse sooooo weak for My Feminine Power, Unparalleled Glamour, and Blonde Beauty! My haughty dominance is totally irresistable, isn’t it mousey??!

Omg SWEETIE you CRAVE to spend ANOTHER $$ GRAND $$ on Me today. It feels SO good to spend it ALL on THE financial worship Princess who OWNS your wallet! Omg you want to go DEEP into DEBT with your Ultra Spendiness on Me, making that tally grow bigger and bigger!

Update!! My addicted little handbag zombie cannot resist the allure of BINGE SPENDY SPENDING on Me! Omg it feels sooooo good to be a GOOD BOY for ME clicking that BUY NOW button again and again to PLEASE ME. Omg My little money masochist just LOVES filling My pretty CHANEL handbag with what used to be his money, now MINE!!

My GOOD BOY Sweetie Pie DUMDUM called Me live paying 10 dollars per minute to talk with Me, deliriously clicking and paying to open one after the other of My LUSHY PLUSH FLUFFY FLUFF triggers, mindlessly installing them one by one in his empty mushy mush bbrainnsypoo.

Omg he giggled and clicked, controlled by My BELL, My little Pavlovian piggie, salivating for that TOTAL RUSH of spending it ALL on DIAMOND DIVA PRINCESS to the tune of over $800 DOLLARS spent on ME within minutes!

UPDATE!! My HANDBAG ZOMBIE is among the proud top 3 tributers to My iconic Beverly Hills Hotel Tribute Event, having picked up the tab in advance for 8 exorbitant dinner reservations at the Polo Lounge along with other tributes! Yes, that’s right, a total of 8 decadent dinner reservations were tributed by My sweetie pie dumdum alone for My Beverly Hills Hotel stay! Omg LOVE it! My sweetie pie dumdum just LOVES filling My pretty handbag with what used to be his money!

UPDATE!! My HANDBAG ZOMBIE soooo addicted to the rush of being a GOOD BOY for ME has spent OVER $2000 DOLLARS on Me since last tally, bringing the Grand Tally that My sweetie pie dumdum has spent on Me on this one NF account alone to nearly $48,000.00!! This includes another delicious $800 dollar binge while on the phone with Me paying through the nose per minute in addition to clicking BUY NOW over & over, weakened and susceptible, total MUSH for Me!

Because of course to be My GOOD BOY you must binge spendy spend on Me excessively, in an extreme effort to satiate My gorgeous Insatiable Greed! GOOD BOY! It feels sooooo good to suffer and sacrifice, working your life away for Me, with nothing in return but the pleasure of funding My lavishness.

UPDATE!! I recently announced that My HANDBAG ZOMBIE was nose to nose at the 50k tally line with My DOLLY DEAREST and everyone has been in great anticipation to see who would cross that 50k tally line and spend 50 THOUSAND DOLLARS on ME first! Omg SO exciting. Both of these piggie ponies have been giddy up galloping so hard, headlong to ruin for Me, soooo addicted to the rush of binge spendy spending on Me with total abandon!!

Announcing the 50 GRAND CROWNING Moment for My HANDBAG ZOMBIE who has now crossed that 50k tally line after spending OVER $2600 DOLLARS on Me this update period, bringing his current Grand Total Tally to $50,500.00!! OMG way to go sweetie pie dumdum!! Soaring past 50k to that next scintillating goal of 60 THOUSAND DOLLARS! SO HOT.

What’s more, this newest update finds My HANDBAG ZOMBIE winning the title of BIG SPENDER of the moment!

UPDATE!! My 50 THOUSAND DOLLAR piggie is soooo obsessed with the electric SNAP of My Pretty Little Fingers, resonating through his itsy bitsy bbrainnsypoo as I lure him endlessly into My addictive SNAP TTRAAPPP! Unable to resist the allure of calling Me on NF at 50 DOLLARS a minute, My little mousey has spent another $2850 DOLLARS on Me since last tally, bringing his current Grand Tally to over $53,000.00!! This includes a totally HOT $1400 dollar binge while on the phone with Me paying 100 dollars every 2 minutes, in addition to clicking BUY NOW over & over, in an extreme effort to satiate My gorgeous Insatiable Greed!

Omg what’s more, I recently attended the Julien’s Estate Auction of The Personal Property From The Life And Career Of MAE WEST, one of My foremost Platinum Blonde Predecessors, and My lucky little HANDBAG ZOMBIE was allowed the fabulous honour of contributing toward My winnings, as I procured some of Mae’s most treasured items to add to My Hollywood Blonde Collection!

My lucky little 50 Grand Piggie was also blessed with the wonderful opportunity to pay additional funds to purchase Mae West’s personally owned FOX FUR hat for Me to add to My Fine Fur Collection! This fur was part of the personally owned property of Mae West that was not included in the public Julien’s Auction and was purchased privately! Her name is even embroidered on the inside of the silk lining. How exceptionally exclusive, DARLING!

Omg handbag zombie SWEETIE, you know you CRAVE to spend oodles MORE on Me RIGHT NOW. Get ready to binge spendy spend your BONUS all on ME!! you KNOW I deserve EVERYTHING. Load up those bags-o-cash and say buhbye money! Make that tally soar, it’s so hot to see how BIG it can get!

UPDATE!! After publishing My latest update on Handbag Zombie, within minutes My phone was ring cha-chinging with My 50 THOUSAND DOLLAR piggybank waiting on the other end of the line, eager to pay 50 DOLLARS every gloriously greedy minute yet AGAIN to hear Me giggle gorgeously at his weakness! So seriously, My 50 THOUSAND DOLLAR piggybank is soooo totally addicted to My gorgeously insatiable greed, that he was completely unable to resist calling Me as soon as he finished reading the update, paying $50 DOLLARS every minute for the honor! Like he literally couldn’t even wait.

My handbag zombie started this latest binge with a luscious fur Obsession tribute of $250 dollars right out of the gate, which segued into an all out lushy plush fluffy fluff wallet drain session! This was followed by another $50 dollar a minute call to Me on NF, with My 50 THOUSAND DOLLAR piggybank spending another $3700 DOLLARS on Me since last tally, bringing his current Grand Total Tally to over $57,000.00!!

Omg for sure My new *DUMB CAN BE FUN* dummy-down unintellectualization hypno mp3 sent My little mousey totally over the edge! Locked in his home office working for Me, utilizing his time to play round after round of DUMB NOW for MY profit & amusement! There’s no better way to spend your day than to pay, pay, pay!

Omgssss mouseypoo, there’s nothing in the world more fun than to SUCCUMB to the DUMB and dump all your funds spending a VERY BIG SUM!

UPDATE!! After publishing My latest update on Handbag Zombie, he was immediately triggered to SUCCUMB to the DUMB yet again, beginning his binge this update with My EMERALD ALCHEMY! This was followed by yet another binge a few days later, triggered by My subliminal personal public Brainwash Station message (which is impossible to resist), resulting in My little mousey clicking 5 Pay for PLUSH tributes in a row at $250 dollars a pop! This was only the beginning as My new *CLICK* programming was installed in bbrainnsy! My GOOD BOY couldn’t resist calling at 50 dollars a minute to *CLICK* more BUY NOW Pay for PLUSH $250 dollar tributes again and again!

Announcing the 60 GRAND CROWNING Moment for My HANDBAG ZOMBIE who has now crossed that 60k tally line after spending OVER $3700 DOLLARS on Me this update period, bringing his current Grand Total Tally to $60,775.00!! OMG way to go GOOD BOY!! Galloping headlong to RUIN, soaring past 60k, gnawing at the bit for that next dazzling goal of 70 THOUSAND DOLLARS!

What’s more, this newest update finds My HANDBAG ZOMBIE winning the title of BIG SPENDER of the moment!

Like omg I program you to CLICK BUY NOW as soon as I trigger you with your own updates, and you don’t fight it. you KNOW it’s going to feel soooo good to click it, right away.

UPDATE!! Like omg My GOOD BOY lovey loves to binge spendy spend on Me with utter abandon!! Even though it’s only been a short time since My handbag zombie’s last update, My 60 THOUSAND DOLLAR piggybank has already spent another $2700 DOLLARS on Me since this latest update, obsessively consumed with ever growing momentum to cross that next 70K tally line!!

This brings My handbag zombie’s current Grand Total Tally to over $63,000.00!! Omgomgomg! Under the spell of My Pink Jeweled Bell, the SNAP of My Pretty Little Fingers, caught in My SNAP TRAP!! *POP* goes his bubblegum bbrainn!

Contributing to My luxury furs, My Bottled Wealth Fine Fragrance Collection, My Crown Jewels, My Champagne & Caviar lifestyle! Bowed low on zombie knees, delirious to open each new PINK POISON DOSE as soon as I release it! Omg My GOOD BOY waits on PINS and NEEDLES for My next command, as soon as a command arrives from Me, he obeys!

Who’s My GOOD BOY??! My handbag zombie is My good boy, clickity clicking like a GOOD BOY does!

So NUMB to succumb to the DUMB, spending on Me a Very Big Sum! Dumb for Me is SO much FUN!!!!!!

UPDATE!! Lightning fast, within seconds of publication, My latest update found My good boy HANDBAG ZOMBIE clickity clicking to pick up the tab for My SNOW LEOPARD CALF SKIN Knee High Stiletto-Heeled BOOTS!

Like omg it would spin your head just how fast My good boy clicked that BUY NOW button, totally on PINS and NEEDLES for My next Ultra Glam Command to arrive! And omg My new gorgois (gorgwah!) boots that My lucky little handbag zombie bought for Me are the most totally over-the-top luxurious, most beautiful boots ever in the world!

Although it’s only been a short time since that latest update, My HANDBAG ZOMBIE has already spent over $1700 DOLLARS on Me since last tally, bringing the current Grand Total Tally he has spent on Me to well over $65,000.00!!

Yes, that’s right, My GOOD BOYS tally is now well over 65 THOUSAND DOLLARS!

What’s more, this update finds My Big Spender Trophy Piggybank HANDBAG ZOMBIE nose to nose with My spotlight trophy piggybank Good Girl Sissub at the 70k tally line! Omg the 70 Grand crowning moment and it’s anyone’s guess who will be in front crossing that 70k tally line in a photo finish! Omg the lucky little piggybank who crosses that 70k tally line first will be announced on Youtube in a worldwide video premiere, telling the whole wide world all about it!! Like omg, who will spend 70 THOUSAND DOLLARS on Me first??!

UPDATE!! Another binge, another lush plush fluffy fluff wallet drain session and My 60 THOUSAND DOLLAR piggybank dashed out of the gate with an impressive run, galloping headlong toward that 70K tally goal, binge spendy spending another $1500 DOLLARS on Me since last update, which was only days ago! Like omg with this ultra spendiness My handbag zombie now tops his current grand total tally to $66,675.00! Omg sweetie, soooo close to 67 THOUSAND DOLLARS!

This FORMER HIGH NET WORTH INDIVIDUAL now finds his worth in SPENDING on Me extravagantly!! *FHNWI* watches his net worth dwindle and dwindle as he lavishes Me with WEALTH, ASSETS, AND RICHES! Yet the more he spends on Me the greater his worth, because he finds his worth in catering to MY luxury!!!!!

MY RICH LIFE is YOUR Trigger!

UPDATE!! After this most recent update My Handbag Zombie went on another binge, 70K obsessed with financial Obsession fervor to fund My extravagant luxury lifestyle to the hilt! About a week after this, give or take, a call came through on NF announcing a “new caller”.

When someone joins NF they receive 3 free promotional minutes. It seems everyone that joins wants to call Me because I have the most expensive and luxurious listings. Naturally I decline these type of calls. They can use their 3 minutes elsewhere and call Me later with their account loaded up! So this promotional call came in and I declined it. Then I saw it was My HANDBAG ZOMBIE on a new account.

I emailed telling him to call back. Within minutes My phone rang, and the first thing I asked was what happened? My handbag zombie (*FHNWI*) confessed to Me that he had tried to leave NF in a fruitless attempt to resist My Siren Call, to the extent of totally closing his account Lol. Well lookie look who was back! In fact, My handbag zombie only made more work for himself because when he finally caved in (which of course was inevitable!) he had to go through all the trouble of making a new account to call Me, and what’s more, his resistance only lasted a week or so, Lol.

He is so excited to have this new account that no one knows about but Me. Whenever he checked his email in his old NF account, he deleted all the messages except the ones from ME, because all the rest were SPAM. Then after he deleted the others he would CLICK SEND PAYMENT on ALL My emails like My GOOD BOY lovey loves! But now with his new account, there are no emails from anyone else and ONLY ME, which is just as it should be!

BAM! Began his next binge! At this point he was at a current Grand Total Tally of $68,375.00 and I told him I would be updating his tally here on PAYPIG.net so I wanted him to click BUY NOW again to raise that tally to $68,500.00.

Well he didn’t stop there! he kept clicking and paying, purchasing My *FHNWI* (Former) High Net Worth Individual brainwash mp3 again and again at $200 DOLLARS a POP! Giddy up galloping head long to RUIN, click after click, under the spell of My new Blah blah blah post-hypnotic trigger! Deliriously 70K OBSESSED!

With only a little way left to go in surpassing the 70k marker, My handbag zombie sent a $500 DOLLAR TRIBUTE which took him SOARING past 70 THOUSAND DOLLARS!

Announcing the 70 GRAND CROWNING Moment for My HANDBAG ZOMBIE who has now crossed that 70k tally line after spending OVER $3575 DOLLARS on Me this update period, bringing his current Grand Total Tally to $70,250.00!! OMG what a GOOD BOY!! Soaring past 70k, gnawing at the bit for that next head-spinning goal of 80 THOUSAND DOLLARS!

Omg behold Me in all My Platinum Blonde Splendor, wearing My GOLDEN ISLAND FOX FUR as I gleefully & greedily announce My new 70k TROPHY, Handbag Zombie and his new goal of $80,0000 DOLLARS!!

UPDATE!! Continuing on his binge since last update, My Handbag Zombie exceeds all his previous levels of obsession with click after click! Deliriously dizzy with the desire to SPEND it ALL on Me while his net worth dwindles and dwindles, My *FHNWI* handbag zombie, 80K obsessed in a never-ending quest to satisfy My insatiable greed spends more and more on Me consecutively!

As Princessmas festivities have begun (omg the MOST wonderful time of the year!) My lucky little handbag zombie has been granted the enviable honour of being My Luxury Furs elfypoo, a brand new position in My elfypoo entourage!

Handbag Zombie, Luxury Furs elfypoo, tributed for My new Mahogany Ranch Mink, and another tribute to see Me wearing My new Black Fox Fur boa with fluffy fox tails, as I was just returning home from out and about purchasing the latest vintage of Dom Perignon!!

But he didn’t stop there! Continuing to send a LARGE GIFT tribute with two more Pay for Plush tributes and another $500 DOLLAR tribute totaling $1650 DOLLARS toward My next Fine Fur acquisition, to such an extent was My GOOD BOY mesmerized by My gorgeous *A Princessmas in Beverly Hills* VIDEO featuring imagery of Me wearing My lushy plush fluffy fluff FOX FUR Coat, reveling in festive luxury at The Beverly Hills Hotel!

My fur consultant at the Fur Salon keeps a detailed list of the Fine Furs I am looking to acquire and notifies Me when one of these furs arrives at the salon. One of the perks of being My Luxury Furs Elfypoo is that My lucky little Handbag Zombie is privy to the details of the next fur on My list, omg what a lucky little elfypoo! My Handbag Zombie even had the opportunity to accompany Me via phone to the Fur Salon, relishing the great honour of seeing Me trying on furs as I shopped!

With financial ardor My handbag zombie leaves that 70k tally line in the dust, giddy up galloping toward that 80k tally marker, to the tune of another $4350 dollars spent on Me this update, bringing his current Grand Total Tally to $74,600 DOLLARS!!!

UPDATE!! Exploiting My handbag zombie’s pre-conditioned television programming responses, I converted these potent preset triggers to My control, transferring the power held over his psyche by this programming to ME. As My Siren Note pierced his mind, My *FHNWI* 80K obsessed went into a frenzy of binge spendy spendy!

Obsessive compulsively clicking BUY NOW as My Siren Note triggered his helpless compliance to My every whim, My GOOD BOY obeyed and paid to the tune of over $2100 DOLLARS this update period, bringing his current grand total tally to $76,750 DOLLARS!! Securing his spot as one of My top elfypoos, My handbag zombie spent $5975.00 throughout the Princessmas season, topping the year off perfectly! Then, to start the New Year off right, who was sending his very first tribute on January 1st but My GOOD BOY! And he hasn’t stopped since!

Omg handbag zombie, you soared past that 75k marker with a fervor, just as I knew you would. Imagine the RUSH when you skyrocket OVER 80k, you KNOW it’s going to feel SO good! SEE HOW MUCH MONEY YOU CAN BINGE SPENDY SPEND ON ME TODAY! Omg the bigger that total tally you spend on Me gets the better it feels!
UPDATE!! Hilariously to no avail, My handbag zombie tried yet again to make another effort to close his NF account and run off to lick his wounds after this most recent binge, but it was only a few days before he was contacting Me again on another new account, Lol. Within short order he was spending literally THOUSANDS of dollars on Me, desperate to spend THOUSANDS more!!

My gorgeous new VIDEO *Shiny Red Knee High Stiletto Boots & Luxury Furs* – ASMR Boot Worship & Fur Obsession so weakened My GOOD BOY handbag zombie with My white leather gloves, shiny red stiletto boots, and luxurious fine furs that he totally BEGGED to send bigger & bigger tributes to Me one after the other. Starting with $250 DOLLAR pay for plush tributes, to $500 DOLLAR tributes, it wasn’t long before My little mousey was begging to up the ante and send Me $1000 DOLLAR tributes!! In fact on this one day alone My HANDBAG ZOMBIE spent nearly 4 THOUSAND DOLLARS on Me in about HALF an hour!

Read for yourself what My GOOD BOY had to say in his very own words, as he paid and paid and paid:

• Why not? What’s the harm of. $500 tribute? Why not?
• All I see is spinning spots, blonde locks, white gloves, and MONEY
• The boots, the fur, the gloves! More diamonds. more fur. more pillbox hats.
• Who am I, to say NO? Diamond Diva Princess deserves the DOUGH. Brokie broke I must go.
• $500 is nice no doubt, but $1,000 has more clout!
• $1,000 down the drain, but that’s what happens when you have no brain!
• Sit back and relax as your head nods, let diamond diva turn the knobs.
• Good bye my high credit score, diamond diva demands MORE!
• I must work so you can play, all your fur commands me to PAY.

At last count My handbag zombie was zooming toward the 80 THOUSAND DOLLAR tally line at dizzying speeds, yet this update now finds Handbag Zombie has outdone all his previous spending records by soaring not only past 80 THOUSAND DOLLARS, but also giddy up galloping past the 90 THOUSAND DOLLAR tally line all in one big run, bringing him to the perimeter of the $100,000 DOLLAR TALLY LINE after spending over $20,000 DOLLARS on Me this update period alone!

Yes, that’s right, over $$ 20 THOUSAND DOLLARS $$ spent on Me since last update, bringing My Handbag Zombie’s current Grand Total tally to $96,785.00 spent ALL on ME!!

UPDATE!! Not long after this latest update, My Handbag Zombie was immediately triggered to binge spendy spend on Me yet again with TOTAL abandon, 100k OBSESSED! Omg the higher the amount of money My FHNWI zombie spends on Me, the faster he spends MORE & MORE, in a never-ending quest to satisfy My insatiable greed!! It’s soooo addictive to fund My RICH LIFE,  watching your net worth dwindle & dwindle as you pile your monetary wealth at My Perfect Feet!! Lavishing Me with WEALTH, ASSETS, & RICHES is the greatest THRILL on earth!

In the midst of spendy spending, zombie came up with a great idea. Telling his wifey about all the money he is spending on Me will cause her to divorce him, and although she’ll get half of what he currently has, after that *I* will receive ALL his future earnings! I had an even better idea, zombie should spend it ALL on Me, and then tell wifey, and she’ll get half of NOTHING, and I’ll get ALL his future earnings too! “Good point” My zombie exclaimed.. ALL+ ALL = ALL!!!

Spending THOUSANDS in a furious race to the finish, My handbag zombie cleared out all the fine furs from My wish list soaring past that 100 THOUSAND DOLLAR LINE in record time!

Announcing the $100,000 CROWNING Moment for My HANDBAG ZOMBIE who has now crossed that 100K tally line after spending $7100 DOLLARS on Me this update period, bringing his current Grand Total Tally to $103,885.00!! OMG way to go GOOD BOY!!

Galloping headlong to RUIN, soaring past 100 GRAND, gnawing at the bit for that next dazzling goal of $150,000 DOLLARS.. but wait, My handbag zombie has jumped the gun, setting his next personal goal at spending a QUARTER of a MILLION DOLLARS on ME!

UPDATE!! Once again My handbag zombie attempted to close his NF account to no avail, as within days he was back with yet another new name, ‘DDP Zombie’, delirious to begin the binge!

As I stated in My recent interview with ‘The Sun, Fabulous Magazine‘: “Another guy just spent $100,000 on me and he wants to spend a quarter of a million next. He’s been doing it faster and faster, it’s crazy.” This quote drives handbag zombie totally over the edge in his feverish desire to SPEND it ALL on Me! Omg he lovey loves it.

This update finds My handbag zombie binge spendy spending in a frenzy to the tune of another $9,850 ALL for ME, bringing his current grand total tally to nearly $114,000 DOLLARS!

“I can’t help it, your majestic presence on TV, magazines. So glamorous.” – handbag zombie

My opulence is unparalleled, My insatiable Greed so irresistible! My handbag zombie lives to fund My luxury! As I toast Cristal champagne, sipping the golden light of its starlight effervescence, My handbag zombie pays $300 dollars a bottle for My exquisite taste. Such gorgeous extravagance is My indulgence.

Among My favored luxury excursions are trips to the Fur Salon. One of My latest additions to My Fine Fur Collection is My cream mink by Somper Furs, Beverly Hills. During one of My most recent excursions to the Fur Salon I was talking about My love of spotted furs with My fur consultant. I absolutely adore the most rare and exotic furs on the planet. As it turns out, this fur salon has a collection of private rare furs in the Fur Vault. These are very rare and very expensive exotic furs which are highly unattainable for the mass populace. But considering I have special privilege, these furs are especially available just for Me. My Fur Consultant ordered the courier to “Bring in the cats!” from the Vault for My perusal. I told My handbag zombie that he would be honored with the gift of purchasing My spotted furs for Me! Having been taken on the phone with Me to the fur salon once before, he was so beyond elated for this special new opportunity to spend on Me.

I selected a full length OCELOT coat with a beautiful baroque lining, and large mink collar, and a gorgeous pristine vintage 1940’s JAGUAR coat. Omg they are the epitome of Fur GLAMOUR. There are VERY few of these exotic spotted fur coats in the WORLD, which makes them all the more exquisite additions to My Luxury Fine Fur Collection! And just imagine, My lucky little mousey was allowed to pick up the tab on this fine fur extravaganza!

UPDATE!! Although it’s only been a short time since Handbag Zombie’s latest update he has been spending like crazy as I trigger ALL his weaknesses! It’s so easy for Me, as My triggers go deeper than any thought or knowledge you’ve ever had. Just a couple of words from Me, with My Pink Garden Hose of Mind Control up to your ear and *SWOOOOOSH!* you are mindlessly begging to binge spendy spend it ALL on Me! With a total SPLURGE of $6,150 dollars spent ALL on Me this update period, My Handbag Zombie’s current Grand Total Tally is nearly $120,000!! Omg darling, you LOVE ME more than ANYONE you’ve ever known and it’s SO MUCH FUN to lavish Me in LUXURY!!

As My handbag zombie clicks one after another Pay for Plush tributes at $250 dollars a pop, he just can’t spend it fast enough on Me! he literally BEGS to send MORE with a $500 transfer. Like omg the MORE My highly addictive zombie spends on Me the BIGGER the RUSH, the greater his addiction grows!

I’ve been shopping for even MORE extravagant furs to add to My Fine Fur Collection, I want only the most exquisite furs in the world. Lucky for you, a few gorgeous lushy plush fluffy fluff select furs have just been added to My Private & Exclusive Wishlist! Time to go empty it out for Me, JUNKIE!! WHITE FUR triggers SPEND MORE! I want ALL of those furs NOW. Empty the vault darling! There will be no gifts for you, NO gifts for wifeypoo, ALL the gifts will be for ME, under My Tree!!

UPDATE!! So eager for his big bonus to arrive, My handbag zombie was on pins and needlesssssss, delirious to BINGE SPENDY SPEND on Me with total abandon! The first day he spent over a GRAND on Me, the next day nearly 2 GRAND, and the next day… well that’s the day he called Me on NF paying through the nose every minute on his way home from work with his bonus burning a hole in his pocket!

I told him that as soon as he got home, he should walk straight through the door ignoring EVERYONE and everything else going right to his computer to make another big TRIBUTE to Me out of his bonus check.  Such a GOOD BOY for Me, that’s exactly what he did, starting the night with a $300 tribute. With another hour or so of work to complete for Me before the WALLET DRAIN SESSION would begin full force, he had a difficult time concentrating on his work!

$ 3 GRAND LATER and his wifey walked in to check on him and BAM there he went buhbye. But of course he was back the very next day sending $500 tributes one after the other! My HANDBAG ZOMBIE gleefully spent nearly *another* 3 THOUSAND DOLLARS on Me despite that meddling wifey. In fact, I told My handbag zombie that wifeypoo OWES ME for interfering with My FINANCIAL FUN!

Amidst this multi-day wallet drain I had planned a trip to the CHANEL BOUTIQUE where I indulgently spent a couple of luxurious hours perusing and purchasing the rarest high-end fragrances by Chanel only available at the Chanel boutique. I returned home with a big Chanel bag full of olfactory opulence.

A photo of My white leather gloved hand tickled by My fluffy furry cuffs while displaying one of the rare Les Exclusifs Perfumes in the palm of My pretty little hand and My HANDBAG ZOMBIE was total MUSHY MUSH!! So addicted to the rush of spendy spend FLUFFY FURRY CUFFS! Omg My FUR GLAMOUR ticklesss his bbrainnsy to the tune of $13,440 TOTAL spent on Me this update period, bringing My Handbag Zombie’s current GRAND TOTAL TALLY to $133,325!!!

UPDATE!! My handbag zombie’s SPENDY SPREE continues! That bonus burning a hole in his pocket just keeps making ME richer & richer! Although it’s only been a short time since Handbag Zombie’s latest update, he just keeps spending on Me faster and faster, it’s crazy! It’s so easy for Me, I so effortlessly trigger ALL his weaknesses for MY benefit!

In a stupor from the RUSH of My unparalleled Gorgeous Greed, hypnotic Mary Jane Heels, and spinning Leopard Skin Hat, the allure of My Platinum Blonde Curls and flashing diamonds, My Handbag Zombie spent over 5 THOUSAND DOLLARS on Me in ONE DAY ALONE, omg what a GOOD BOY for Me!

My Beneficial Banker gleefully empties the vault for Me, unable to resist My demands! Who can blame him? I mean what’s the harm in one more Clicky Click for Diamond Diva Princess??! There’s no harm in sparkle charm! Such a GOOD IDEA. My GOOD BOY lovey lovesss to click it again and again for Me like My GOOD BOY does!

And there he was just dangling from the ledge by a string, unaware of the ingenious mouse trap I was setting, when suddenly I released the announcement of My newest Tribute Event *The Millionaire Club*, and there went My little handbag zombie right over the edge into total BINGE SPENDY SPEND delirium! Oh yes, the teensiest nudge from the stiletto tip of My little pinky nail, and My handbag zombie was TOTAL TOASTY TOAST!!

Delightedly he joyfully proclaimed, “bye bye vacation home!” as he tributed to My Real Estate Holdings again and again, to the tune of another $5,000 DOLLARS spent in investment contributions to My MILLION DOLLAR INVESTMENT ACCOUNTS! Omg little mousey, LIQUIFY your assets and invest ALL FUNDS in MY GREATNESS! What a super good idea, in fact it’s the BEST idea you’ve ever had!!

All of this glorious spending adds up to nearly $16,000 dollars invested in My GREATNESS by My lucky little Handbag Zombie this update period, bringing his current Grand Total Tally to $149,190 spent ALL on ME!!

UPDATE!! Obsessed with the RUSH of paying Me BIG FAT DIVVIES as My MILLIONAIRE CLUB ASSET, My handbag zombie lovey loves to make double contributions to My MILLION DOLLAR INVESTMENTS over and over again, from both him and wifey! I mean, he wouldn’t want either one of them to fall behind on contributing to My GREATNESS, now, would he?! It just makes sense to LIQUIDATE his ASSETS to add to MY Holdings!  Investing in My RICH LIFE is the BEST Idea he’s EVER had!

My little mousey was triggered total MUSHY MUSH under the spell of My Lushy Plush Fluffy Fluff; a double whammy of FUR GLAMMY as I exploited his weakness with My MASTERMIND MINK MISTRESS and DEADLY BEAUTY. My Luxurious WHITE MINK and exotic JAGUAR FURS melt his bbrainnsyy! Like omg, I knew he would be spinning from the wild cat spots! Meowww!

After installing one of My new triggers in My zombie’s bbrainnsy (currently in PRIVATE release) activation was initiated. Omg did it EVER work like a CHARM! Immediately triggered, My little mousey sent a $100 TRIBUTE. Next I triggered My zombie to forget he spent it! Over and over this went on, for days! In fact, it hasn’t stopped yet!

In a delirious spending spree, My dah dah dahhhliinng has splurged another $10,900 on Me since his latest update, which finds My HANDBAG ZOMBIE soaring past the 150K tally line bringing his current Grand Total Tally to $160,090!!

What’s more, My Handbag Zombie’s contributions to My MILLION DOLLAR INVESTMENT ACCOUNTS have grown from $5,000 to $12,550 DOLLARS invested in My GREATNESS! Such a SAVVY INVESTOR! “Who are you to say No? Diamond Diva Princess deserves the dough! Brokey broke you must go!”

*Omg Handbag Zombie, you wanted Me to remind you about something: Remember, you OWE ME! Also, the only thing better than TWICE as NICE is THREE TIMES a CHARM! Here’s you, and here’s Me… How much MONEY am I holding?!

UPDATE!! My electric SNAPS reverberating in his empty head, My Pink Jeweled Bell controls his mind! Caught in My SNAP TRAP, My handbag zombie tributes not only Me, but even just one of My MARY JANE Shoes, so far above him; My ROYAL PILLOW deserves his tributes, and My Ankle Strap Heels walk all over his heart, which he offers to Me so totally!

Announcing the 175 GRAND CROWNING Moment for My HANDBAG ZOMBIE who has now crossed that 175K tally line after spending over $15,000 on Me since last tally, bringing his current Grand Total Tally to $175,555 spent ALL on Me!!

Omg DARLING I am THE CUTEST, THE most GLAMOROUS, the most GREEDY and HAUGHTY! you simply cannot resist My Fluffy FURS everywhere, DOLL! I toss them luxuriously on My velvet chaise longue, not careful at all, knowing it will just make you FALL to PIECES to spend THOUSANDS upon THOUSANDS of DOLLARS on MORE furs for Me, melty melty mushy mush for My unparalleled opulence & luxury!

My RICH LIFE is YOUR trigger!

As My MILLIONAIRE CLUB ASSET, My handbag zombie loves to ring Me on the phone *RING RING CHA-CHING!* to let Me know that My BANK is OPEN! Investing double and triple and multiple contributions to My MILLION DOLLAR INVESTMENTS endlessly! With his total contributions soaring from $12,550 to $19,000 this tally!

What’s more My handbag zombie has now clicked 92 notches on the Pay for Plush tribbies, which are $250 a POP, however this past tally the price of these tributes went soaring as high as $700 a piece! Omgsss what a GOOD BOY for ME! Omg yes dah dah dahling, you better believe it, I’m going to sit right here while you spend THOUSANDS on Me EVERY day!

Omg yesss you’ll spend THOUSANDS on Me daily and Omg you LOVE IT, addict!!! $$$ pic.twitter.com/ZJso8yjk2T

— Diamond Diva Princess (@financialblonde) August 26, 2022

Like omg My Handbag Zombie’s favy fav new thingy is getting to pay a SPECIAL PRICE way more than everyone else pays! $$$ LMAO LOVE it.

UPDATE!! Even though it’s been a very short time since My handbag zombie’s most recent update, My QUARTER of a MILL obsessed Trophy Piggybank has already spent another $4600 DOLLARS on Me since this latest update bringing his current Grand Total Tally to $180,155!! Deliriously consumed with the OBSESSION to cross that QUARTER of a MILL tally line, My Beneficial Banker lovey loves to empty the VAULT for Me, clicking & paying, funding My LUXURY as he liquifies ALL his assets to invest in MY GREATNESS! Oh yes mousey, this includes refinancing your housey, and selling all of your and wifeypoos valuables! Including that ugly coat! I mean she won’t miss it, LOL. I KNOW you would much rather invest the proceeds in another highly unattainable for the masses, rare, exotic FUR to add to My Fine Fur Collection!

Omg you KNOW I love My exotic furs, like the new very rare, pristine Museum Quality Art Deco Exotic Colobus Monkey fur coat you were so very privileged to have the opportunity of recently adding to My collection, My Leopard & buttery black leather gloves, and My exotic CHEETAH fur pillbox hat. Like omg, I drain men’s bank accounts for a FORTUNE, I say, as I flick My hair! And all you see is spinning spots, blonde locks, leather gloves, and MONEY!

This tally also finds My Handbag Zombie winning the title of current BIG SPENDER of the moment achieving 100 notches on the PAY for PLUSH tribbiessss, which at $250 a POP, adds up to $25,000 dollars spent on this tribute button alone by My little cash mule, say hee haw buhbye money! Of course, you and I both know that sometimes the Pay for Plush tribbiesss price goes all the way up to $800 a POP, omg what a SAVVY INVESTOR!

“The boots, the fur, the gloves! More diamonds. more fur. more pillbox hats”

UPDATE!! Totally amusingly, My handbag zombie tried yet again to run off and lick his wounds, but caving for ME is SO irresistible, how can a little mousey possibly resist?! One day not long afterwards, I decided to log into My G-rated OF account for the first time in months and sent him a message that pushed him right over the edge into total BINGE SPENDY SPENDINESS on ME! Deliriously clicking, My GOOD BOY spent THOUSANDS on Me within an HOUR flat and continued to do so for days on end, along with My Drone Ben! Effortlessly and immediately, I rose to the top 1% percentile of all creators, and I don’t even post a thing OR lift a finger! Lol LOVE it. Omg it is SO effortless for Me, you CAVE for Me SO hard and SO completely!

Behold the gorgeousness of this photo of Me out & about in My collectible White Diamond Cadillac spending what used to be My Handbag Zombie’s money! I am wearing My rare exotic OCELOT Fur coat which My little mouse was so fortunate to pay the high-ticket price for! Omg you should see the stunning selection of rare spotted furs in the fur wing of My walk-in closet!

As if I hadn’t already flicked My little former HNWI right over the edge with the tip of My red stiletto nail, what did I do but announce that I would be holding PRINCESS ROYAL COURT over the next week and was penciling in special FUR GLAM CAM financial worship sessions!! I ever so generously allowed My lucky little handbag zombie to pick up the tab on the newest lushy plushy addition to My Fine Fur Collection, a gorgeous vintage Hollywood Glam CHINCHILLA cape! Omg it is THE softest fur in the WORLD, darling! I was excited to show off My WHITE MINK CAPE and this new CHINCHILLA fur.

Gaze upon a selection of My extravagant furs in the fur wing of My walk-in closet, pictured all the way to the right is My White Mink Cape, with My CHINCHILLA fur cape second from the left. This gorgeous photo triggers My little mouse totally senseless and ultra-spendy!

My little mouse was DELIRIOUS to schedule a Financial Worship Session with Me, paying $500 deposit tribute in advance. At one point I had My CHINCHILLA on one shoulder and My WHITE MINK on the other shoulder, and neither I nor My little mouse could decide which looked ever more gorgeous on Me! Mousey declared them BOTH equally GORGEOUS on Me and fell captive to My WIDE eyes and mesmerizingly gorgeous butterfly fingers which effortlessly hypnotize you more than any pendulum on earth! As one of My other devotees previously said, “Others have to resort to glittering crystal pendants SWINGING TO AND FRO to hypnotize their prey… THE SUPREME DIAMOND DIVA PRINCESS just has to be HERSELF since SHE IS THE BRIGHTEST DIAMOND SHINING IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE HYPNOTISING ALL”.

Starting the New Year with a BANG My Handbag Zombie opened My *Living Goddess dictates YOUR New Year’s Resolutions* mp3 where I detailed 5 options for My financial devotees New Year’s resolutions. My GOOD BOY chose “the quarterly installment” as his New Year’s Resolution. Omg what a Very Good choice! It’s the BEST IDEA he’s EVER had! Next it was time to set the figure! I selected $25k quarterly in one lump payment! Omg SO HOT. To which My little zombie replied:

“The figure has been set. The figure has been set to a LARGE amount. A large amount has been set.” Lol.

This update finds My QUARTER of a MILL obsessed Trophy Piggybank spending another $14,450 DOLLARS on Me since last update bringing his current Grand Total Tally to $194,605!! Omg sooo close to his next goal of a QUARTER of a MILL spent ALL on ME! Isn’t that SO hot?! meowww!

UPDATE!! Announcing the $200,000 CROWNING Moment for My HANDBAG ZOMBIE who has now crossed that 200K tally line after spending $5,620 DOLLARS on Me this update period, bringing his current Grand Total Tally to $200,225.00!!

Omg YES, even though it’s only been a very short time since his latest update, My HANDBAG ZOMBIE has already crossed that momentous achievement of $200,000 spent ALL on Me!! Omg what a GOOD BOY, well on his way to a QUARTER of a MILLION dollars ALL for ME!

As My GOOD BOY proclaimed:

“Each $50,000 seems to come quicker and quicker, doesn’t it $iren?”

Omg that’s right, Mr. Beneficial Banker, here to benefit Me! The MORE you spend on Me the better it feels, the MORE you crave to spend it FASTER & FASTER!! ALL for ME, NONE for YOU! NONE for WIFEYPOO!! Like omg it makes your head SPIN swirly whirly to see how FAST you spend it ALL on ME! I snap My leopard gloved fingers and you CAVE for ME soooo totally!

RELAPSE for Me, like My GOOD BOY does! Remember: I DEFINE when you’re being a GOOD BOY and you WANT to be a GOOD BOY for ME!

UPDATE!! It’s so funny how My handbag zombie keeps trying desperately to crawl back onto that rickety wobbly wagon of resistance… like as IF he can possibly resist! I mean, rickety wobbly wagoneer just keeps falling off that rickety wobbly wagon as it crumbles to bits, in total shambles, just like his resistance! Lol. Each time he succumbs he falls even harder, spending MORE & MORE money on Me!

Sinking My kitten claws into him, My little mousey squeaked “hee haw okey dokey buhbye money” to the tune of $2000+ on his first return binge. Followed by a total of over $4000 within a couple of days, including spending $1000 to open ONE pay mail and $500 to hear ‘My Fortuna Fountain’, his cash spiraling into MY account, hundred dollar bill by hundred dollar bill!

It wasn’t long before My DOT DOT DOT exploit took over his mind as he OBSESSED spending THOUSANDS on Me! Clicking even more PAY for PLUSH tribbies for Me, rounding up on 123 notches on the Pay for Plush tribbies at $250+ a POP! Omg, he can’t help himself, who can blame him?! Of course, he tried to resist again, but we ALL know how that turns out! Within days My ‘FINDOM is FOREVER’ trigger sent him over the edge, swirly whirling into total BINGE SPENDY SPEND abandon! Another $2000 in the next wallet drain, and another $4000+ over the next two days!

My ZOMBIFIED sweetie pie dumdum especially LOVEY LOVES it when I give him special treatment by raising the price of My PAY MAILS so he can pay way more than everyone else pays!

Round and round he goes on that MONEY WHEEL, all his money he blows! The more he spends the better he feels! Run little GUINEA PIG, run! Spending faster and faster!! Just look at him go!

After declaring he couldn’t possibly keep spending at this advanced rate, My beneficial banker proceeded to spend another $2000 on Me within an hour. Lol LOVE it.

Once again, he was gifted with the opportunity to pay a special price! So weak for My absolutely adorable Mary Janes and Lacy Ankle Sox video (which My little mousey has already purchased countless times), he paid $250 (regularly priced $125) to buy it again! But wait! The special treatment continued as I benevolently allowed My zombie to pay another $250 to see Me walking in My golden stiletto heels in My *Bubbly Pink Shimmy* video, filmed in Mae West’s suite!

With My golden stiletto piercing his mind, he pleaded devotedly:

“Please walk all over me Princess! Please take it all from me!!”

This update finds My handbag zombie spending a total of $17,600 on Me since last update bringing his current GRAND TOTAL TALLY to $217,825 spent ALL on Me!!

Omg sooo close to $220,000 and just around the corner from that QUARTER of a MILL tally line!

UPDATE!! Even though it’s only been a short time since My handbag zombie’s latest update, My 200 THOUSAND DOLLAR piggybank has already spent another $13,450 DOLLARS on Me bringing his current Grand Total Tally to $231,275 DOLLARS spent ALL on ME! Soooo close to that QUARTER of a MILLION DOLLAR tally line omg! he just keeps spending those 50 Grand increments on Me faster and faster, it’s crazy!

With just a glimpse of Me wearing My new vintage Liquid Platinum Silver gown My Handbag Zombie dropped to his knees and proceeded to spend OVER $3,000 on Me in just over an hour!

A facet of My GODDESS NATURE revealed as My silver gown flows over My Goddess Incarnate curves, My handbag zombie now even deeper under the allurement of My DIAMOND LIGHT which glows in his bbrainnsyy like a BEACON, beckoning for him to surrender ALL at My Perfect Feet. $$$$

My Siren Call is so alluring, it is far more POWERFUL than a mere mortal can possibly resist. Like civilizations before them, My slaves crumble to their knees!

Wallet draining after wallet draining My groveling good boy pays extra special prices to purchase and repurchase My sparkling GEMS over and over again, because as groveling good boys well know, the ONLY thing better than buying EVERY item in My Capitalistic Blonde Collection is buying EVERY item TWICE, and omg THREE TIMES a CHARM!!

My CA$H MULE lovey loves to LOAD UP those big bags-o-CA$H as he neighs Hee Haw Okey Dokey Buhbye Money all the way! Kissing it ALL buhbye as it is transferred over to MY holdings, dahling!

My left Mary Jane shoe or My right lacy ankle sock capriciously demand tribute be paid over & over again, and even My ROYAL PILLOW commands deference and monetary reward for the pure fact that it exists under My feet and yet is SO FAR above you! Like omg. It is GOOD to GROVEL for GODDESS!

With My DEEPEST SECRET EXTRACTOR ACTIVATED all your financial details are Mine! Be ready to sign it ALL over to ME like a GOOD BOY should… family jewels, ready cash, properties, stocks and bonds! ALL MINE dahling ALL MINE!

Fill My handbag to overflowing with what used to be YOUR money! Lavish Me with LUXURY $$$$$$$$!

Lie back and relax as your head NODS let Diamond Diva Princess TURN the KNOBS!

you’re doing such a GOOD JOB, doll, but now… the PRETZEL DIAMOND! $$$

UPDATE!! Even though, once again, it’s only been a short time since My handbag zombie’s latest update, My 200 THOUSAND DOLLAR piggybank has spent yet another $8,700 DOLLARS on Me since his most recent tally, bringing his current Grand Total Tally to $239,975 DOLLARS spent ALL on ME! Omgsiesssss SO HOT!

Can you just imagine it?? Nearly a QUARTER of a MILLION dahling, a QUARTER of a MILLIONNN spent ALL on ME! ALL on ME!! Deservedly so! And it only makes Me WANT MORE dahling! Just a mere $25 dollars shy of $240,000 and then… BAM! It’s a short sprint and My handbag zombie becomes My QUARTER OF A MILLION DOLLAR PIGGYBANK, Beneficial (for ME!) Banker!

With each wallet drain My money mousey gets weaker & weaker, cravey craving that next hit of binge spendy spending MORE and MORE on Me!!! *Pat pat pat*

Like omg the BIGGER the amount spent in one swoop the bigger the RUSH! $$$$ Oh, yes$$$$$ sweetie pie dumdum, the MORE you SPEND on ME the BETTER it FEELS! I am the cutest, most adorably greedy GODDESS on the planet, you cannot resist My SIREN CALL!

My GOOD BOY lovey loves to binge spendy spend on Me excessively, in an extreme effort to satiate My gorgeous Insatiable Greed!

One by one, each Pay for Plush Tribbiessss after the other, My handbag zombie eagerly sends$$$$ to Me; funds for his vacation home, business bonuses, liquified assets, investments and savings, ALL to satisfy My Glorious Glamorous Glittering Power! Oh beautiful, beautiful, Lovely Loot, all Mine! How marvelous, My Millionaire Minion, moving mountains of CA$H to pile at My Perfect Feet, bowed low before My lacy ankle sox and Mary Jane shoes!

Behold the newest addition to My Fine Fur Collection, one of THREE new furs just added to the fur wing of My walk-in closet, ALL paid for by My lucky Handbag Zombie!  This luxuriously ultra plush Saks Fifth Ave Vintage Mahogany Ranch Mink with glamorous shawl collar in striking contrast with My DIVINE BLONDE CURLS is guaranteed to unhinge the weakened resolve of his rickety wobbly wagon of resistance!

CAVE for ME!!!!! RELAPS$$$$$$$$$E!

Just wait until you see what new trigger will activate at the crossing of that QUARTER of a MILLION DOLLAR tally line DAHLING! Like omgsiesss you are on PINSSS and NEEDLESSSS to find out!

UPDATE!! Happy New Year to ME! Though it’s only been a very short time since Handbag Zombie’s latest tally this update brings exciting news for the New Year! My little mousey contacted Me to let Me know that he had set a reminder on his December calendar to alert him of his de$ire to achieve his goal of spending a QUARTER of a MILLION DOLLARS ALL on Me before the ball dropped ringing in the new year! How cute. Now he has a TRUE reason to celebrate!

Starting off with a BANG My little mousey spent a GRAND on Me and caved for the opportunity of adding more luxurious furs to My Fine Fur Collection including My new exceptionally rare White Ermine wrap, over 6 feet long! I gloated glamorously over My handbag zombie’s holiday spending on Me in a new feature article written about Me in The Sun, worldwide. Omg My majestic presence in the media is so glamorous, you can’t resist My CHARM$.

Spending THOUSANDS more on Me over the Princessmas season My handbag zombie was allowed the glorious opportunity of paying through the nose for a brief video tour of My Fine Furs in the Fur Wing of My Walk-In Closet with a special peek at My new vintage Saks Fifth Ave Ultra Luxurious Mink which he paid for! Another day, another opportunity to pay MORE when a new pay mail arrived in his inbox with another candid video of Me, this time out and about in My collectible White Diamond Cadillac with 24kt Gold Trim spending what used to be his money! Wearing My Norwegian Fox Fur, I was sitting upon the buttery soft leather seats luxuriously caressing the fluffy fox fur of My Saga Fox coat with My red stiletto nailed porcelain fingertips, dripping in pearls$$$, effortlessly melting his bbrainn!

Naturally, handbag zombie couldn’t stop there as he proceeded to send Me another tribute, succumbing to the gorgeousness that is My new holiday mp3 ‘All I Want For Princessmas (is ALL your savings and your credit line too!)’. My stunningly alluring insatiable greed is the Siren Call My zombie cannot resist, caving for Me he spent MORE and MORE as I raised the price on My Pretty Pink Gems so he could pay even more with every click! Such a very Special Treatment dahling!

Another day and yet another opportunity to spend on My FUR DEMANDS as he tributed hundreds more to open a special Luxury Furs Elfypoo email from Me with a video filmed in the Luxury Fur Wing of My Walk-In Closet, this time showing off My new Vintage Bullocks Wilshire of Beverly Hills SABLE FUR cape with fan collar, which he also paid for!
Listening raptly as I extravagantly described and luxuriously caressed the ULTRA PLUSH SABLE FUR, he fell deeply under the spell of My ASMR FUR SCRUNCHY SOUNDS spending nearly $3,000 dollars on Me and My FUR LUXURY within the hour!!

Soaring ever closer to that 250K tally line, everything else a blur, save for My irresistible CHARMS which permeate everything and GIVE HIM LIFE, he suddenly showed up one day asking how much more spending before he would cross that glorious QUARTER of a MILL tally line……. a few minutes later and another $2800 dollars and My handbag zombie surpassed $250K spent ALL on ME!

“Then, to start the New Year off right, who was sending his very first tribute on January 1st but My GOOD BOY! And he hasn’t stopped since!” In FACT, as I’m writing this, I have to keep editing the total he’s spent on Me since last update because he keeps spending MORE on Me as I write! LOL LOVE it.

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ME!

Announcing the QUARTER of a MILLION DOLLAR CROWNING Moment for My HANDBAG ZOMBIE who has now crossed that $250K tally line after spending $12,060 DOLLARS on Me throughout the Princessmas season, securing his spot as one of My top elfypoos and bringing his current Grand Total Tally to OVER a QUARTER of a MILLION DOLLARS!! Omg yes$$$$$ that’s right, My Handbag Zombie is now My QUARTER of a MILLION DOLLAR Paypig! How totally cute is that?!

$$$ Load up those bags o ca$h, hee hawing okey dokey buhbye money all the way!!!! A quarter of a mill is nice no doubt, but HALF a MILLION has more clout! NOW DOUBLE IT!!

UPDATE!! After crossing the QUARTER MILLION DOLLAR TALLY LINE with his new goal set to DOUBLE IT and spend HALF a MILLION DOLLARS on Me, just a few days later and already My quarter million dollar piggybank spent nearly another $5,000 on Me lickity split! SO HOT!

And he didn’t stop there, another day, another BINGE SPENDY SPEND, as My handbag zombie spent another $2,650 on Me in an HOUR!! A few days after that and My GOOD BOY spent yet another $2,650 on Me! Another day, another binge, My former HNWI money slave begged to know what his tally was at and proceeded to spend another 2 GRAND on Me!! Totaling $13,725 spent on Me since his latest tally, this update brings his current Grand Total Tally to $265,760!! Omg My handbag zombie is SO super duper eager to reach $300k on his way to HALF A MILL spent ALL on ME! $$$

What’s more My diamond dizzy dahling money slave millionaire minion has now clicked 144 notches on the Pay for Plush tribbies at $250+ a POP! Wowsies$$$$ so sizzlies$$$$$!

White Mink, Can’t Think, as My Plushy Furs make bbrainnsyy so fluffy fuzzy!!

My luxury furs and buttery soft leather gloves melt My MILLIONAIRE MINION’S mind with My Pretty Princess PURE ELEGANCE! Omg My unparalleled glamour is irresistible. My RICH LIFE is YOUR trigger, MONEY PET!

JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE WHAT GORGOIS (gorgwah!) RARE LUXURY FUR I WILL BE ADDING TO MY FINE FUR COLLECTION NEXT! Omg My FUR INDULGENCE knows no bounds!

My Ultra Feminine Fatale PINK GIRLY Glamour makes you SO WEAK to spend it ALL on Me, My money mousey!! meowwwww! I AM a literal LIVING DOLL dahling and you cannot resist the urge to spoil Me, the CUTEST of the CUTE!

Barbie Dolls, Parasols, and FLUFFY FURRY CUFFS$$$$$$$$$ DAHLING! MY PINKNESSES are your WEAKNESSES!

My over-the-top extravagance drives you WILD with the desire to SPLURGE on all the high tag items My little heart desires! you KNOW I deserve ONLY the BEST of EVERYTHING dahling! Omg you LIVE to bask in the light of My ADORABLE PRESENCE! you LIVE to give Me ALL!

UPDATE!! Although once again it’s only been a short time since his latest update My QUARTER MILLION DOLLAR PIGGY has been on a roll binge spendy spending on Me with total abandon!! With his goal to DOUBLE IT and spend HALF a MILLION DOLLARS on Me, the obsession to make ALL his MILLIONS MINE has completely taken over his mind!! And who can blame him?!

*RING RING CHA-CHING!* he rings Me on the phone, letting Me know that My BANK is OPEN! Time to transfer all that LOVELY LOOT and make it Mine! When he hears the chime, MY net worth starts to climb!

Under the allure of My Blonde Bombshell dominant charms, My devoted Handbag Zombie discovered the cutest thing one day which immediately reminded him of Me, a 1950’s comic book series called ‘The Blonde Bombshell Millie the Model’!

Like omg when he showed it to Me I couldn’t believe how much Millie resembles Me, it’s as if they were prophesying My being! The comic book cover shows Millie wrapped in furs and literally looks like a drawing of Me! Omg she even has My very features… My handbag zombie was thinking the same thing when he found it. How totally cute is that?! I LOVE it.

My lucky little handbag zombie had the privilege of paying for not one but TWO new furs just added to My Fine Fur Collection!

Then, I so very kindly allowed him the honour of paying $250 for a peek inside the fur wing of My walk-in closet and a glimpse at My very first SHEARED MINK!!

So many Majestic Mink Mesmerizations melting his mindsy omgsies$$$$$! My Pretty Pink Programming is irresistable! After watching My new luxurious fur glamour video *Diamond Diva Princess wrapped in WHITE MINK*, My minkified minion could not resist but to spend much more money on MORE Minks for the Minx!

Elevating My mink majesty to magnificent magnitude, My Just Mink Me video mesmerized My millionaire minion as he clicked and paid again & again, his mind total FLUFFY FLUFF for My glamourous furry cuffs!

“The Minkification process is well underway” he proclaimed as he sent one Pay for Plush tribbies$$$$$ after the other!!!!! Doubling it he sent $500 tribbies followed by $1000 tribbies$$$$!!

“My brain is filled with Mink and Pink as your closet quadruples in MINK for MYNX!” he declared as he deliriously clicked to send more tributes to the Mastermind Mink Mistress!! “I must mink you again!” he cried as he spent more and more in tribute to My Mega MINK Collection!

Galloping headlong toward that next tally marker of $300k on his way to HALF A MILL spent ALL on ME this update finds My Handbag Zombie spending another $16,650 on Me since last update bringing his current Grand Total Tally to $282,410!

NEW UPDATE!! With his new goal set to DOUBLE IT and spend HALF a MILLION on Me, My QUARTER MILLION DOLLAR PIGGY just keeps spending on Me faster & faster, it’s crazy!! And who can blame him?! Binge spending spending on Me is the BIGGEST rush on earth, dahling! The more you spend on Me the better it feels!

My GOOD BOY calls to let Me know My BANK is OPEN!! Ring Ring CHA-CHING!! Another day, another 2 GRAND+ spent on Me, mostly within minutes! I mean, one day he spent SO much money on Me and I barely even said a word to him. The next day he messaged Me, delirious with the craving to spend even MORE on Me, mentioning the day before and how I barely spoke to him and yet he had spent THOUSANDS on Me lickity split! Omg he has an unquenchable need to satisfy My insatiable Greed!

Witness a random day in the life of My Beneficial Banker, here to benefit Me! As he spends 2K+ on Me mostly within ONE hour!

This is My indulgent life of luxury! I go out shopping, and My GOOD BOY pays for it ALL! To the Fur Salon, to the French Bistro, to CHANEL, to the high-end department stores. One of My favies being a trip to Neiman Marcus for a glamour filled day of shopping.

What a special treat it is for My good boy to get a message from Me saying:

“I’m going out shopping for the day and My CHANEL SA is already holding several items aside for Me and I’ll be adding MORE to the bill when I get there, and of course YOU pick up the tab handbag zombie and EVERYONE knows it! $$$$$$$$$$ as I giggle at YOUR expen$e!”

I simply say click BUY NOW like a GOOD BOY does$$$$$$$$$$$$! And he pays and pays and pays!

“I pick up the tab” he says as he clicks and pays to pick up the tab again & again!!

A trip to buy the new limited edition buttery PINK leather bags from Coach, ANGORA FUR Stiletto Heels, and the newest addition to My Fine Fur Collection, SILVER MINK!!!! Pictured here in the Luxury Fur Wing of My Walk-In Closet. Omg My newest obsession is for SILVER FURS! And *YOUR* newest obsession is buying ME the most majestic of SILVER FURS in the world!

Omg just look at My pretty porcelain hand caressing the SILVER FUR, I’m wearing My gorgeous new ring, purchased yesterday, another gift for Me paid for by My Handbag Zombie! you LOVE to LAVISH ME in GLEAMING GOLD, GLITTERING JEWELS, LUXURIOUS FURS, and SHIMMERING GOWNS!! Omg the EXTRAVAGANT LUXURY of it all DAHLING! you cannot resist My gorgeous greedy glamour!

What’s more, My handbag zombie picked up the tab on not one, not two, not three, but FOUR new furs for Me to add to My Fine Fur Closet since last update! Omg LOVE it. HOW DIVOON, DARLING!

Oh Yes$$$$$ from the top of My Platinum Blonde head to the tip of My pretty pink toes, I’ll be decked out in the fluffiest plushiest finest furs on earth dahling! And YOU pay for it ALL!!!

Among these latest luxury fur acquisitions is My gorgeous new CHANEL WHITE MINK, the ULTIMATE in Couture Fur Fashion! This Chanel White Mink is so exceptionally lushy plush, soooo extravagant, SO indulgent! I absolutely ADORE it.

Just the other day My GOOD BOY Handbag Zombie begged to know what his current tally was at, SO very eager to cross the next tally line in his goal to DOUBLE IT and spend HALF a MILLION on ME! I added it all up and he was at $299,300, just a short $700 from $300K!!!!!!!!

“SPEND MORE ON ME TODAY and exceed $300K dahling! TO THE VAULT DOLL!” I demanded as My GOOD BOY immediately sent a tribute of $700 to cover the difference, followed by another $500  tribute right away! BAM!! “I’ll be home in 15 minutes to spend MORE!”, he declared.

And spend he did! To the tune of $19,355 spent on Me since his latest update, bringing his current Grand Total Tally to $301,765!!! Yes, that’s right, My Handbag Zombie is now My $300K Trophy Pig, well on his way to HALF A MILLION spent ALL on ME!!!!!!! How totally HOT is that?! LOVE it!

Omg yes$$$$$$$$ dah dah dahling, I WALK on MINKS while you spend on Me to the brinky brink of your bank account being extinct! I’m going to sit right here, legs crossed, filing My nails while you spend it ALL on ME!

I MUST be MINKED! MORE MINKS for THE Minx!

I giggle glamorously and sound My Siren note in glee as I control the fortune of My MILLIONAIRE MINION $$$$$ Oh Yes$$$$ it ALL belongs to ME Handbag Zombie!!! LIQUIFY!! RELAPS$$$$$$$$$$E for ME! SECOND MORTGAGE, FAMILY JEWELS, CREDIT LINE! ALL for ME!!

New Update!! With his ever-increasing goal now set to spend HALF a MILLION on Me, My 300K PIGGYBANK, former HNWI, beneficial banker has a one-track mind with a laser point focus to invest ALL his ASSETS in making ME an even RICHER WOMAN, as his net worth dwindles$$$$$ and dwindles$$$$! SO HOT! Diamond Diva Princess deserves EVERYTHING dahling! ALL for ME, NONE for YOU, NONE for wifeypoo!

Omg dahling those 50 grand increments keep going faster & faster, it’s crazyy!! Better add 100 THOUSAND for Me! A big case of COLD HARD CA$H all MINE!

Even though it’s only been a short time since his latest update, My walking wallet, gift puppet piggybank, millionaire minion has splurged another $10,500 on Me since his latest update, bringing his current Grand Total Tally to $312,265 spent ALL on ME!! Oh Yes$$$ this update finds My diamond dizzy dahling deliriously ditzy to fund My opulent luxury, triggered click happy for Me, winning back his title of current BIG SPENDER of the moment!

What’s more, My Handbag Zombie’s contributions to My MILLION DOLLAR INVESTMENT ACCOUNTS have grown by $35,800 bringing his current Millionaire Club contributions thus far to $58,600.00 invested in My GREATNESS! Such a SAVVY INVESTOR!

Remember those four new furs My good boy picked up the tab for on his latest update? One of those furs, My stunning new SILVER MINK, was the feature fur in My Oh SO glamour-packed new *SILVER MINK SIREN* photoshoot! Omg this is for sure My very most glamourous photoshoot yet!! Oh My Heavens$$$$$ a total MUST-SEE!! I am FAR MORE than any mere mortal can possibly resist!

On your KNEES thrall! $$$$$Serve your purpose! Lavish Me in the finest furs on earth, the most glittering of jewels, the most exquisite of buttery soft leather gloves, PARASOLS, BARBIE DOLLS, and FLUFFY FURRY CUFFS$$$$$$!

MINX MINKS! I must be MINKED!! SILVER MINK SIREN drives you to the BRINK! Binge spendy spend on Me, BUY NOW, click the link!! $$$$$$SUBMIT, $$$$$$$$SURRENDER, $$$$$$SUCCUMB! Fund My FANCY & FRIVOLOUS FUN!

$$$ Run little mousey run, round and round that MONEY WHEEL! Spend MORE on ME today! The MINKIFICATION of your mind makes your money MINE!

Send Me MORE, DARLING! To the VAULT, DOLL! Meet Me in your private office ready to SIGN it ALL over to Me!  LIQUIDATE your assets to binge spendy spend MORE on Me NOW!!